This 17-year-old violinist and aspiring physician was accepted to all eight Ivy League universities. Meet Kwasi Enin.
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I’m not in the mood for anything but a nap tbh.
Can you imagine someone casting their first successful corporeal Patronus, but it comes out enormous and unidentifiable and it just keeps emerging out of their wand… everyone turns to watch, confused and concerned, and the caster just stares blankly at the Patronus until some nerd recognizes the shape and shouts, “Good lord, it’s a Blue Whale!”
todays show is brought to you by the letter a
which is for asexuals not allies
Okay, the first time I ever heard “LGBTQIA” I was told that the A stood for Ally, so how about we not hate on people who actually seriously don’t know? When you’re a bitch to someone who’s willing to stand with you, all it does is make you have to stand on your own. And as much as you don’t want to admit it, you need allies on your side, the same way black people needed white people on their side when they were fighting for equality. Without people on top fighting with you, you’ll never be equal. So don’t tell them that they can’t help you, because you know full well you need it.
shut the fuck up
oh my god i just realized what’s so dumb about people being like “why would you want to watch people play video games if you could just play them yourself”
you fucking idiots watch sports on the television shut the fuck up
in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?
i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete
like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”
"what sorts of plants grow on your planet?"
"i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say"
"tell us about the culture on your planet!"
"do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin"
"your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?"
"naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major"
look at this fucking idiot i want 20
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So much want.